You know the world is in a sorry state when...

once again, the Onion news stories contain some truth...

God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again

Officials Uncertain Whether To Save Or Shoot Victims
Nation's Politicians Applaud Great Job They're Doing
Area Man Drives Food There His Goddamned Self
Bush: 'It Has Been Brought To My Attention That There Was Recently A Bad Storm'

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